Do you even understand innuendo? I showed you my boobs for a reason

Get your dick out and fuck it or you'll be a virgin in the Friendzone

All alone in the woods 👀 Is it okay if I piss in her?

She doesn't care if I didn't get it in time 😳 It's all about not being a father

Agreed to suck in locker room in public, it's so unseemly 😏

Choose: sex or money for the house? I choose: get up doggystyle 😎

Are you jerking off to me? It's okay. 👌🏻 But we'll have sex together

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob