Get your dick out and fuck it or you'll be a virgin in the Friendzone

She doesn't care if I didn't get it in time 😳 It's all about not being a father

Choose: sex or money for the house? I choose: get up doggystyle 😎

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob

Are you jerking off to me? It's okay. 👌🏻 But we'll have sex together